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? BOY, THE WAY
GLENN MILLER PLAYED ?
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? SONGS THAT MADE
THE HIT PARADE ?
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? GUYS LIKE US, WE HAD IT MADE ?
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? THOSE WERE THE DAYS ?
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? AND YOU KNEW
WHERE YOU WERE THEN ?
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? GIRLS WERE GIRLS
AND MEN WERE MEN ?
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? MISTER, WE COULD USE A MAN ?
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? LIKE HERBERT HOOVER AGAIN ?
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? DIDN'T NEED NO
WELFARE STATES ?
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? EVERYBODY PULLED HIS WEIGHT ?
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? GEE, OUR OLD
LASALLE RAN GREAT ?
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? THOSE WERE THE DAYS ?
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HI, MA. OH, HI.
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I THINK I GOT ALL THE THINGS
YOU NEED FOR THE PARTY TONIGHT.
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THANK YOU, GLORIA.
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GEE, I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A
MORTGAGE BURNING PARTY.
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WELL, IT AIN'T JUST FOR THAT.
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WE'RE CELEBRATIN' MIKE'S
GRADUATIN' AND GETTIN' A JOB, TOO.
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YEAH, I THINK HE'S GONNA MAKE
A GREAT COLLEGE INSTRUCTOR.
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OH, YEAH, HE KNOWS SO MUCH.
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EVEN ARCHIE SAID YOU
CAN'T TELL THAT GUY NOTHIN'.
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I WONDER WHO DADDY'S GONNA
USE AS A TARGET WHEN WE MOVE OUT.
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OH, GLORIA,
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PLEASE DON'T TALK
ABOUT MOVIN' OUT.
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WELL, MA, IT HAD TO
HAPPEN SOMETIME.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THEY
SAY, BIRDS GOTTA FLY.
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YEAH, FISH GOTTA SWIM.
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BUT I WAS HOPIN' YOU'D BE
FLYIN' AND SWIMMIN' AROUND HERE
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A LITTLE WHILE LONGER.
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WELL, WE'LL STILL
BE IN THE CITY.
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IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE GOING
TO THE MOON, YOU KNOW.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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GLORIA, ARE YOU
EATING THAT BATTER?
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NO, MA.
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THROUGH THE MOUTH
AND OVER THE TONGUE.
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HELLO, STOMACH. YUMMY-YUM-YUM.
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GLORIA.
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OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE A PLACE OF YOUR OWN,
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SO WHY DO I FEEL SO BAD?
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OH, MA, YOU'LL GET OVER IT.
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HEY, I BET MORTGAGE BURNING
IS AN OLD CUSTOM, HUH?
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YEAH, YEAH.
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IN MY FAMILY,
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THE LAST ONE I WENT
TO WAS COUSIN HENRY'S.
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OH, I'LL NEVER FORGET IT.
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COUSIN HENRY GOT SO DRUNK,
HIS WIFE NEVER FORGAVE HIM.
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WHY, FOR GETTING
DRUNK ON A DAY LIKE THAT?
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NO, FOR SETTIN' FIRE TO THE
HOUSE WHEN HE LIT THE MORTGAGE.
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WE HAD TO CELEBRATE
THE REST OF THE PARTY
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ON THE OUTSIDE WITH THE FIREMEN.
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WHOOP-DEE-DOO, HERE I AM!
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WHOOP-DEE-DOO, WHERE ARE YOU?
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ARCHIE. HEY.
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CONGRATULATIONS! HERE WE ARE.
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WELL, HERE IT IS, HERE IT IS.
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THE BUNKER MORTGAGE.
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THE DECLARATION OF
INDEPENDENCE FOR US.
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FROM NOW ON, WE
OWN THE WHOLE JOINT.
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OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT. HUH, HUH.
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20 YEARS.
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YEAH.
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OH, ARCHIE.
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DO YOU REMEMBER, YOU CARRIED
ME ACROSS THE DOORSTEP?
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YEAH, SURE I DO.
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YOU REMEMBER WHAT I SAID
WHEN I CARRIED YOU OVER?
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YEAH, YOU SAID, "WATCH
YOUR HEAD, DINGBAT,
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OR YOU'LL KNOCK
YOUR BRAINS OUT."
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YOU ALWAYS REMEMBER THE
MOST BEAUTIFUL MOMENTS.
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BRING A BEER, HUH?
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YEAH, SURE. RIGHT AWAY.
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OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE
ALL THIS IS ALL OURS!
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I'M PROUD OF YOU, DADDY.
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YEAH, WELL, WHY
SHOULDN'T YOU BE?
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BUT YOU KNOW
SOMETHIN', LITTLE GIRL?
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IT WAS YOU THAT TURNED
OUR HOUSE INTO A HOME.
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AW, THANKS.
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THEN YOU MARRIED THE MEATHEAD AND
HE TURNED IT INTO AN ALL-NIGHT DINER.
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YOU CAN NEVER BE NICE
WITHOUT SPOILING IT!
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WHAT DID I SAY?
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WELL, YOU CAN'T
PICK ON HIM ANYMORE,
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BECAUSE HE'S OUT LOOKING
FOR AN APARTMENT RIGHT NOW.
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BUT IT'S BEEN 2 WEEKS.
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WHY CAN'T HE FIND NOTHIN'?
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DON'T TELL ME THEY'RE HIDIN' THE
BUILDINGS WHEN THEY SEE HIM COMIN'.
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HERE'S YOUR BEER.
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THIS IS NEW YORK,
DADDY. LEAVE IT THERE.
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IT'S HARD FOR US TO FIND
A PLACE WE CAN AFFORD.
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WELL, LET HIM TRY
OVER IN JERSEY.
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THAT WOULD MEAN HE'D BE LIVIN' AN HOUR
AND A HALF AWAY FROM WHERE HE WORKED.
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WELL, LOOK AT THE GOOD
SIDE. HE'D BE 3 HOURS FROM US.
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HI. HI, MIKE.
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HI, HONEY. TRY JERSEY.
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HUH?
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FORGET HIM.
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DON'T TELL ME, LET ME GUESS.
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NO LUCK. OH, PLENTY
OF LUCK, ALL BAD.
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THE PROBLEM IS, OUR INCOME I-I-IS
TOO LOW FOR PRIVATE DEVELOPMENTS,
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TOO HIGH FOR CITY HOUSING.
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WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A CUT IN
WAGES AND MOVE INTO THE SLUMS?
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FUNNY.
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TROUBLE WITH YOU, MEATHEAD, IS
YOU GOT THINGS TOO SOFT THERE.
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EDITH AND ME, WE DIDN'T HAVE THINGS
SOFT WHEN WE WERE STARTIN' OUT.
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ASK HER. WE DIDN'T
LIVE WITH MY FAMILY.
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NO, WE WAS LIVIN' WITH MINE.
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SHUT UP.
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MIKE, DID YOU LOOK AT THE
PLACE NEAR THAT MARKET?
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YEAH, MA, BUT IT'S NOT
A SAFE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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BUT THE AD SAID IT WAS
A SECURITY BUILDING.
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YEAH, THAT MEANS IT'S A SHORT
SCREAM FROM THE POLICE STATION.
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I'LL GET THAT.
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SOMETHING TELLS ME,
MEATHEAD, THAT YOU
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AREN'T REALLY LOOKIN'
HARD FOR AN APARTMENT.
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ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME?
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I WANNA GET OUT OF
HERE SO BAD I CAN TASTE IT.
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OH, YOU'D DO ANYTHING
IF YOU COULD TASTE IT.
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I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THAT FROM
YOU ANYMORE, ARCH. I GOT A JOB NOW.
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OH, YEAH. JEEZ, I KEEP
FORGETTIN', HE'S WORKIN' NOW.
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YEAH, AND IT'S A VERY
IMPORTANT JOB, TOO, TEACHIN'.
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I THINK HE'S GONNA TEACH THE COLOREDS
AND THE PUERTO RICANS TO BE POLACK.
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YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT
I'M GOING TO MISS MOST.
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YOUR ELOQUENT VERBALIZATION
OF TOTAL ABSURDITY.
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AND I DIDN'T FINISH
HIGH SCHOOL NEITHER.
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MICHAEL, THAT WAS
THE REAL ESTATE AGENT.
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WE HAVE THE CHANCE OF AN
APARTMENT, BUT $240 A MONTH, 4 ROOMS.
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$240! LET'S GO!
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THIS IS IT, ARCH. THIS IS IT.
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BY THE END OF THIS WEEK,
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YOU WON'T HAVE MIKE STIVIC
TO KICK AROUND ANYMORE.
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WHAT'RE YOU DOIN'
IN THE KIDS' BEDROOM?
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OH, NOTHING.
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I WAS JUST THINKIN' OF ALL
THE NIGHTS I'VE SPENT UP HERE
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SINGIN' TO GLORIA TO TRY
TO MAKE HER GO TO SLEEP.
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YOU COULD NEVER FIGURE IT OUT.
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THAT'S WHAT WAS
KEEPING HER AWAKE.
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ARCHIE.
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I AM GONNA MISS HER.
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OH, WELL, I KNOW, EDITH.
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BUT YOU KNOW,
THERE IS AN OLD SAYIN',
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BIRDS GOTTA FLY, FISH GOTTA FRY.
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SWIM. YEAH, THAT, TOO.
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I GUESS IT AIN'T SO HARD FOR A
FATHER AS IT IS FOR A MOTHER.
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WHAT ARE YOU SAYIN'? I
DON'T LOVE MY LITTLE GIRL?
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OH, NO, ARCHIE.
IT'S JUST THAT...
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THIS IS WHERE SHE USED
TO CRY ON MY SHOULDER.
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AND SHARE HER LITTLE
SECRETS WITH ME.
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DON'T START!
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I SPENT A LOT OF
TIME IN THIS ROOM.
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ALL RIGHT. I DONE
TIME HERE, TOO.
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AND WHEN SHE WAS SICK,
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WHEN SHE HAD THE MUMPS
I WAS UP HERE ALL THE TIME.
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WELL, I SPENT THE WHOLE
OF THAT TIME UPSTAIRS, TOO.
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THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU
CAUGHT 'EM FROM HER.
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LET ME TELL YOU,
DON'T LOOK BACK.
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LOOK AHEAD. LOOK AHEAD.
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TO WHAT?
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TO THE TIME WHEN THIS
BEDROOM BECOMES MY DEN.
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FIRST THING WE DO IS WE
SELL THE KIDS' BED HERE
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AS SOON AS IT COOLS DOWN.
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AND I FIGURE MAYBE WE PUT A
LITTLE FIREPLACE RIGHT OVER THERE.
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BUT, ARCHIE, THIS ROOM
AIN'T GOT NO CHIMNEY.
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I DON'T MEAN THE OLD-FASHIONED
KIND FOR BURNING THERE, EDITH.
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I MEAN THE NICE, NEW,
MODERN ONE THERE, YOU KNOW.
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A BEAUTIFUL PLASTIC LOG
AND A RED BULB IN THE MIDDLE.
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AND THEN I FIGURE WE... WE
DO THE WHOLE ROOM OVER
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IN THAT BEAUTIFUL NEW
STIMULATED WOOD PANELING.
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OH, THERE'S MIKE
AND GLORIA BACK!
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WITH A LEASE IN
THEIR POCKETS, I HOPE.
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THE PLACE WAS FILTHY.
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YEAH, IT WAS THE WORST ONE YET.
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WE'RE NEVER GONNA
GET OUT OF HERE.
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OH, OH, OH, I DON'T
WANT TO HEAR THAT!
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DID YOU TRY JERSEY?
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IT'S TERRIBLE, MA.
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IT WAS DIRTY AND
TINY AND $280 A MONTH.
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WHO WOULD RENT
A PLACE LIKE THAT?
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I SAW A RAT THIS
BIG ON THE STAIRS.
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SURE HE WAS ON THE STAIRS.
WHERE DID YOU EXPECT TO FIND HIM?
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TAKING THE ELEVATOR?
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OH, THEY WOULDN'T WANNA
LIVE IN A PLACE LIKE THAT.
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AH, THIS GUY'D LOOK FOR ANY
EXCUSE TO STAY RIGHT HERE.
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HEY, HEY, I SAID I WAS
GONNA GET OUT OF HERE
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BY THE END OF THIS
WEEK AND I SWEAR IT.
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YOU SWEAR? AN
ATHEIST? WHO'S LISTENIN'?
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HELLO.
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OH, HI, LIONEL.
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OH, THAT'S TOO BAD. YEAH.
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UH, HOLD ON A SECOND.
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MA, I-IT'S LIONEL. HE SAYS HE CAN'T
MAKE IT TO THE PARTY TONIGHT.
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OH, WELL TELL HIM I'M SORRY.
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YEAH. UH, MA SAYS SHE'S SORRY.
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NO. I STILL CAN'T
FIND AN APARTMENT.
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IT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE LOOKIN'
WITH A BAG OVER YOUR HEAD.
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WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?
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TRY JERSEY!
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I HATE JERSEY!
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EVERYBODY HATES JERSEY.
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BUT SOMEBODY'S GOTTA LIVE THERE.
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LIONEL, IF I DON'T GET OUT
OF HERE, I'M GONNA GO CRAZY.
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GOOD, THEN YOU CAN
MOVE TO BELLEVUE.
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HEY, WELL, GOOD LUCK, MAN.
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YEAH. GOODBYE.
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WHAT YOU LOOKIN' SO
DOWN IN THE MOUTH ABOUT?
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UH, MIKE STIVIC'S
REALLY GOT A PROBLEM.
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WHY? DID BUNKER PADLOCK
THE REFRIGERATOR?
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NO, NO. SEE, MIKE AND GLORIA ARE HAVIN'
A HARD TIME FINDING SOMEPLACE TO LIVE.
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BUT HE SAID HE'S GOTTA
GET AWAY FROM ARCHIE.
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THEY DO? HMM.
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I WONDER HOW OLD BUNKER
WOULD FEEL IF I RENTED THOSE KIDS
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OUR OLD HOUSE RIGHT
NEXT DOOR TO HIM?
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HE'D PROBABLY KILL HIMSELF.
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YEAH.
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU
WANTED TO SELL THAT HOUSE, POP?
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WELL, I CAN'T. THERE'S
NO MARKET FOR IT.
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BUT YOU KNOW, IT
JUST MIGHT PAY ME
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TO RENT THAT
HOUSE TO THOSE KIDS.
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UNTIL THE INTEREST
RATES COME DOWN.
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00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:03,427
YOU KNOW, YOU GOT A
MEAN STREAK IN YOU, POP.
219
00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:06,931
YEP. AND IT SURE DOES COME
IN HANDY AT TIMES LIKE THIS.
220
00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,568
WELL, I HATE TO SPOIL YOUR FUN,
221
00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:13,282
BUT THERE'S NO WAY MIKE'S GONNA
RENT THAT HOUSE. NEXT DOOR TO ARCHIE?
222
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:14,472
OH, NO?
223
00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:16,418
WELL, IN THAT CASE, I
GUESS I JUST HAVE TO
224
00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:18,910
MAKE HIM AN OFFER
THAT HE CAN'T REFUSE.
225
00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:23,915
WHOO.
226
00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:34,392
? WITH SOMEONE LIKE YOU ?
227
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:38,063
? A PAL GOOD AND TRUE ?
228
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:41,766
? I'D LIKE TO LEAVE IT ALL ?
229
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:45,437
? BEHIND AND GO AND FIND ?
230
00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:49,074
? SOMEPLACE THAT'S KNOWN ?
231
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:53,211
? TO GOD ALONE ?
232
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:56,247
? JUST A SPOT ?
233
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:59,984
? TO CALL OUR OWN ?
234
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:03,921
? WE'LL FIND PERFECT PEACE ?
235
00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:07,559
? WHERE JOYS NEVER CEASE ?
236
00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:12,530
? OUT THERE BENEATH
THE KINDLY SKY ?
237
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,165
? KINDLY SKY ?
238
00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:19,870
? WE'LL BUILD A
SWEET LITTLE NEST ?
239
00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:23,641
? SOMEWHERE IN THE WEST ?
240
00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:28,279
? AND LET THE REST
OF THE WORLD ?
241
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:32,383
? GO BY ?
242
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:44,329
OH, THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
243
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,931
ARCHIE, YOU SURE MUST FEEL GOOD
244
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,634
OWNING YOUR OWN HOME
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.
245
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,848
WHY, YEAH. WHY SHOULDN'T I?
246
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:54,806
WELL, FROM NOW ON
EVERY TERMITE IN THIS HOUSE
247
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,374
WILL BE HAVING LUNCH ON YOU.
248
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,077
OH, JEEZ, YEAH.
249
00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:01,412
HEY, WHEN ARE YOU
GONNA OPEN MY PRESENT?
250
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:04,381
WELL, I WAS GONNA WAIT TILL
AFTER THE MORTGAGE BURNIN'.
251
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:05,783
AH, OPEN IT, MA.
252
00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:07,429
ALL RIGHT.
253
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,731
GET THE PHONE. GET THE
PHONE. ALL RIGHT, I'LL GET IT.
254
00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:13,090
I FEEL BAD NOT
BRINGING ANYTHING.
255
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,859
OH, YOU MUSTN'T, JO.
256
00:13:14,927 --> 00:13:17,795
ALL WE WANTED YOU TO
DO WAS BRING YOURSELVES.
257
00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:19,230
AIN'T THAT RIGHT, ARCHIE?
258
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:22,066
OH, ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
SAVE YOUR MONEY.
259
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,235
JEEZ, I DON'T UNDERSTAND
NOWADAYS, I MEAN,
260
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,671
HOW DO YOUS OLD
FOLKS MAKE ENDS MEET?
261
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,973
WELL, WE SLEEP IN A SINGLE BED.
262
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,946
DON'T YOU BELIEVE
HIM. IT'S NOT TRUE.
263
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:37,314
WELL, SOMETIMES WE SLEEP, BABY.
264
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:49,060
DON'T LET HIS FACE FOOL YOU.
THERE AIN'T NO FLIES ON HIM.
265
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:57,368
ARCHIE, LOOK! IT'S
AN ELECTRIC BLANKET.
266
00:13:57,436 --> 00:13:58,702
OH-OH, UH-HUH.
267
00:13:58,772 --> 00:14:01,739
OH, THANK YOU, IRENE. ENJOY.
268
00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:03,385
WELL, I'LL TELL
YOU A TRUTH, IRENE,
269
00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:05,376
YOU KNOW, I'M A LITTLE
SCARED OF THEM THINGS.
270
00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:09,047
I... I READ SOMEPLACE THAT, UH, THEY CAN
BE DANGEROUS IF THE BLANKET GETS WET.
271
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:11,916
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD
THAT PROBLEM, SONNY.
272
00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:20,769
THANK YOU, IRENE.
OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.
273
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,827
WHO WAS THAT ON
THE PHONE, GLORIA?
274
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:26,264
OH, NOBODY. I'M GONNA GO
SEE WHAT'S KEEPING MICHAEL.
275
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:29,400
HERE'S ANOTHER GOOD SONG FOR
A MORTGAGE BURNING PARTY. YEAH.
276
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:30,534
UH...
277
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:33,471
? I DON'T WANNA SET THE WORLD ?
278
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:36,074
? ON FIRE ?
279
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:40,345
? I JUST WANT TO BURN
A MORTGAGE TONIGHT ?
280
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,687
UH, I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN, HONEY.
281
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,089
MICHAEL,
282
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:53,892
WE JUST GOT AN OFFER
FOR A 5-ROOM HOUSE.
283
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,459
WE CAN'T AFFORD A HOUSE.
284
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:58,796
WE CAN AFFORD THIS
ONE. IT'S $220 A MONTH.
285
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:01,665
WHAT'S THE CATCH? IS IT ON FIRE?
286
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,880
NO, IT'S IN TERRIFIC CONDITION.
287
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,848
I JUST DON'T THINK
YOU'LL LIKE THE VIEW.
288
00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:07,671
WELL, WHO... WHO
CARES ABOUT THE VIEW?
289
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,107
WELL, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT.
290
00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:11,009
BUT WHY? WHAT
DOES IT LOOK OUT ON?
291
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,443
THIS HOUSE.
292
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,979
HUH?
293
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,448
GEORGE JEFFERSON JUST
CALLED AND WANTED TO KNOW
294
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,984
IF WE WANTED TO RENT
HIS OLD HOUSE NEXT DOOR.
295
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:22,052
OH, WELL... WELL,
YOU TOLD HIM NO.
296
00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:24,533
WELL, OF COURSE I SAID
THANKS BUT FORGET IT.
297
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,423
WE'RE NOT LIVIN' NEXT
DOOR TO YOUR FATHER.
298
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:28,170
HONEY, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO CONVINCE ME.
299
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:29,560
I LOVE MY PARENTS.
300
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,474
BUT I WOULDN'T WANNA LIVE
NEXT DOOR TO 'EM EITHER.
301
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:32,864
GOOD.
302
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,744
STILL AT THAT PRICE, IT'S GONNA
TO BE A GOOD HOUSE FOR SOMEBODY.
303
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,034
YEAH, SOMEBODY ELSE.
304
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,647
SOMEBODY ARCHIE
CAN GET ALONG WITH.
305
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:39,937
LIKE WHO?
306
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,241
I DON'T KNOW.
307
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:47,150
MAYBE IF NIXON CAN'T MAKE
HIS PAYMENTS AT SAN CLEMENTE.
308
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:55,419
I BET YOU'LL MISS THE
KIDS WHEN THEY MOVE OUT.
309
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:59,023
OH, YEAH. THE HOUSE IS
GONNA SEEM SO EMPTY.
310
00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:01,225
I'LL GET IT.
311
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:03,594
OH, I'LL GET IT.
312
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,140
NO, I'LL GET THAT. YOU GET THAT.
313
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:07,464
WHAT ARE YOU? A THOUSAND LEGGER?
314
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,446
HEY, HEY, MUNSON,
KELSEY HEY, ARCH.
315
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,248
HI. COME ON IN. COME ON IN.
316
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:14,550
HEY, EDITH, GET OFF THE PHONE.
317
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:15,784
SAY HELLO TO MUNSON AND KELSEY.
318
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,419
HELLO, MR. MUNSON.
HELLO, MR. KELSEY.
319
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:19,323
HEY, MR. QUIGLEY. HOW ARE YOU?
320
00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:21,724
MIKE, TELEPHONE! ARCH, WE JUST
BRUNG YOU A COUPLE OF LITTLE PRESENTS.
321
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,781
OH, GEE. WHY DID YOU
THINK YOU HAD TO DO THAT?
322
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,215
'CAUSE YOU ASKED US TO.
323
00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:28,631
DON'T YOU KNOW WHEN I'M KIDDIN'?
324
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,398
YEAH. THAT'S WHY WE BOUGHT 'EM.
325
00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:31,856
AH.
326
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,602
HE'S GOT SOMETHIN' HERE.
YOU DIDN'T BRING NOTHIN', HUH?
327
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,660
OH, OH, I'M SENDIN'
OVER A CASE OF BEER.
328
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,094
IT ONLY SEEMED FAIR.
329
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:40,531
AFTER ALL, THAT THERE IS WHAT
PAID OFF MY MORTGAGE ON THE BAR.
330
00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:42,799
COME ON, COME ON, GUYS. SIT
DOWN. SIT DOWN OVER THERE.
331
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,935
YEAH, NOT MY CHAIR, KELSEY.
332
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:48,773
I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD STOP OVER.
333
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,252
COULD I GET YOU
SOMETHIN' TO DRINK?
334
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,187
YEAH, I'LL HAVE A
SCOTCH. HE'LL HAVE A RYE.
335
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:54,879
I'LL HAVE A SCOTCH. HERE.
336
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,825
HEY, ARCH, I KNOW
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS.
337
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,929
OH, TAKE A LOOK...
338
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:08,893
AIN'T THAT NICE?
339
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:11,862
YEAH. IT'S, UH, IT'S A
SHRUNKEN COLORED GUY.
340
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:16,846
AND I THINK HE'S IN FRONT OF ALL
THOSE RITZY PLACES ON LONG ISLAND.
341
00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:20,104
OH, YEAH, YEAH, WELL, UH,
DON'T THEY COME IN WHITE?
342
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,385
THAT WAS GEORGE JEFFERSON AGAIN.
343
00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:25,621
HE WANTS TO KNOCK THE
PRICE DOWN TO $190 A MONTH.
344
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,578
BY $190. THAT MAKES YOU THINK.
345
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:28,991
YEAH, YEAH, THAT MAKES ME THINK.
346
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:30,759
IT MAKES ME THINK
THAT GEORGE JEFFERSON
347
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:33,562
IS USIN' US AS PAWNS TO GET AT
ARCHIE. WELL, IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.
348
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,352
THEN IT'S DEFINITELY OUT?
349
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:36,954
WELL, ISN'T IT?
350
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:38,288
YEAH.
351
00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:39,991
ALL RIGHT.
352
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,403
HEY, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, ARCH,
353
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:43,594
I CAN ALWAYS TRADE
IT IN FOR A SPITTOON.
354
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,975
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, MUNSON.
NO, NO, NO, WE'LL KEEP THAT.
355
00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:48,132
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, IT'S
THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS.
356
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:52,103
OF COURSE, YOU COULD HAVE
THOUGHT OF SOMETHIN' ELSE.
357
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:56,139
ARCHIE, YOU MEAN YOU'RE GONNA
PUT THAT IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE?
358
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:59,710
NO. JEEZ, I'D HAVE HALF OF HARLEM
HERE, THINKIN' I WAS RENTIN' ROOMS.
359
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,627
BRILLIANT. THANKS A LOT.
360
00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:07,851
HEY, UH, GLORIA,
UH, THAT RING THERE
361
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,153
IS WHERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO TIE YOUR HORSE.
362
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:13,024
WHAT IF I GOT A CAMEL?
363
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,492
GLORIA, WOULD YOU
HELP ME IN THE KITCHEN?
364
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:18,763
EVERYBODY, NOW I'M GOING
TO BRING IN THE BIG SURPRISE.
365
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:23,801
I REALLY LOVE SURPRISES.
DON'T YOU MR. QUIGLEY?
366
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:27,338
WELL, AT MY AGE, EVERY
TIME I WAKE UP, IT'S A SURPRISE.
367
00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:35,613
YOU'RE SUCH A CLEVER WOMAN, MA.
368
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,660
ONE CANDLE FOR EVERY
YEAR OF THE MORTGAGE.
369
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:40,918
YEAH, 20 HAPPY YEARS.
370
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:43,899
OH, AND I HOPE YOU HAVE ANOTHER
20 HAPPY YEARS IN THIS HOUSE.
371
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:46,991
OH, WELL, WITHOUT YOU
AND MIKE, I AIN'T SO SURE.
372
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:49,627
MA. OH, I KNOW.
BIRDS GOTTA SWIM.
373
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,929
YEAH.
374
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:55,399
GLORIA, I JUST TOOK THE
STRANGEST PHONE CALL FOR YOU.
375
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,512
IT... IT WAS A MAN
AND ALL HE SAID WAS,
376
00:18:57,536 --> 00:19:00,037
"TELL GLORIA THAT INCLUDES
CARPETS AND DRAPES",
377
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,572
AND BANG, HE HUNG UP.
378
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:02,807
CARPETS AND DRAPES.
379
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,709
OH, MAYBE IT'S AN APARTMENT.
380
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,577
WELL, NOT EXACTLY, MA.
381
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,080
MICHAEL, MICHAEL, COME.
382
00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:12,049
CARPETS AND DRAPES. NO.
383
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,785
TA-DA!
384
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,625
NOW, ARCHIE, YOU
GOTTA MAKE A WISH
385
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:23,094
AND BLOW ALL THE CANDLES OUT.
386
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,561
I KNOW THAT.
387
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,542
LET ME MAKE THAT WISH HERE.
388
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:27,931
HURRY. THE CANDLES ARE DRIPPING.
389
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,320
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I GOT IT. OK.
390
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,002
OH, DON'T HELP HIM.
391
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,475
MY WISH DIDN'T
COME TRUE. WHY NOT?
392
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,843
THE MEATHEAD IS STILL HERE.
393
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:42,324
OK, COME ON, NOW WE
GOT TO GO TO THE BIG EVENT
394
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,627
OF THE EVENING NOW. BURNIN'
THE MORTGAGE OVER HERE.
395
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:47,251
ARCHIE, BE CAREFUL. DON'T
SET FIRE TO THE HOUSE.
396
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,787
REMEMBER COUSIN HENRY.
YEAH, I ALWAYS HATED HIM.
397
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:54,358
ALL RIGHT, PAUSE.
PAUSE FOR THE PHONE.
398
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,527
YES, THIS IS GLORIA.
399
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,963
WHAT PRICE? OH,
THAT'S FANTASTIC!
400
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,832
GLORIA, TELL HIM NO.
401
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,634
TELL WHO NO ABOUT WHAT?
402
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,604
WELL, I HAVE TO TALK TO MICHAEL
ABOUT IT FIRST, THEN I'LL CALL YOU, OK?
403
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,684
YEAH, THANKS. BYE. I
DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.
404
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,819
HONEY, YOU GOT TO HEAR
THIS. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.
405
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,554
COME ON, I WANNA
BURN THIS THING, NOW.
406
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:14,089
I DON'T HEAR YOU.
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
407
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:16,291
I'M ASKING YOU TO LISTEN TO
WHAT GEORGE JEFFERSON SAID.
408
00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:18,827
WE CAN HAVE THAT PLACE ON A
ONE YEAR LEASE FOR $180 A MONTH.
409
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,328
NO. OH, HONEY, COME ON.
410
00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:22,497
IT WILL JUST BE TEMPORARY
UNTIL WE FIND AN APARTMENT.
411
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:25,656
YEAH, TEMPORARY. LIKE SOME
FORMS OF INSANITY. FORGET IT.
412
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,958
COME ON, NOW IN THE
BURNING CEREMONY.
413
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,426
WHAT ARE YOU ARGUING ABOUT?
414
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:30,735
WELL, WE'RE NOT ARGUING, MA.
415
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,997
WE'RE NOT RENTING
THAT HOUSE, GLORIA.
416
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,010
WHAT HOUSE? UH, I DON'T KNOW.
417
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:38,736
MICHAEL, 5 ROOMS, CARPETS
AND DRAPES, AND $180 A MONTH.
418
00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:42,439
NO. WAIT... WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT AM I HEARIN' HERE?
419
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,375
5 ROOMS, CARPETS AND DRAPES.
420
00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:47,422
HOW MUCH WAS THAT...
$100... $180 A MONTH.
421
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:48,957
YOU'RE TAKING
THAT. NO, WE'RE NOT.
422
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,247
YES, YOU ARE.
423
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:51,849
NO, WE'RE NOT.
424
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,951
GLORIA, THAT MAN CALLED AGAIN.
425
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:56,231
AND HE SAID, YOU CAN
HAVE IT WITHOUT A LEASE
426
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,689
ON A MONTH-TO-MONTH
BASIS FOR A $165 A MONTH.
427
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,091
A $165.
428
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,026
WE'RE NOT TAKING IT.
429
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,294
YES, YOU ARE!
430
00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:07,542
WOULD YOU STAY OUT OF THIS? YOU DON'T
EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT.
431
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:10,735
I KNOW THAT YOU'RE A JERK IF YOU
DON'T JUMP ON THAT FOR A 3-YEAR LEASE.
432
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:13,070
WE'RE NOT TAKIN' IT!
433
00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:16,741
THEN I HAVE NO RESPECT
FOR YOU, WHATSEVER.
434
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,376
'CAUSE YOU ARE A MOOCHOER
WHO WANTS TO STAY HERE!
435
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:20,956
HEY, HEY. ARCHIE.
436
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,058
DON'T ARCHIE ME. DO YOU HEAR
WHAT HE'S PASSIN' UP THERE?
437
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:24,715
WELL, DADDY, HE HAS HIS REASONS.
438
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,016
I KNOW TWO OF THEM.
439
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,718
MY ROOF AND MY ICE BOX.
440
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,231
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT.
441
00:21:30,255 --> 00:21:31,567
YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THE HOUSE?
442
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,491
I CERTAINLY DO! FINE,
I'M TAKIN' THE HOUSE!
443
00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:35,370
NOW, YOU'RE TALKIN'! OK, BUDDY!
444
00:21:35,394 --> 00:21:36,939
MICHAEL. NOW YOU GOT IT!
445
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,161
THANK YOU, HONEY.
446
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:40,008
COME ON. LET'S
BURNIN' THE MORT...
447
00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:41,743
COME ON, GUYS. COME OVER HERE.
448
00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:44,580
COME ON, EACH OF YOUS, LIGHT
A CORNER OF THIS THING HERE.
449
00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,269
COME ON, LET'S GO.
450
00:21:49,174 --> 00:21:51,208
OK. HEY, HEY.
451
00:21:51,276 --> 00:21:52,676
YEAH.
452
00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:55,279
AS NAPOLEON SAID TO
WATERLOO, "THIS IS THIS".
453
00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:57,181
OK.
454
00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:59,183
NOW, IT'S A DOUBLE
CEREMONY HERE.
455
00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:03,253
BECAUSE MY SON-IN-LAW, WHO I
JUST LEARNT TO RESPECT OUT THERE,
456
00:22:04,756 --> 00:22:06,701
IS FINALLY TAKING
A PLACE OF HIS OWN.
457
00:22:06,725 --> 00:22:08,337
YEAH, WE HAVE A HOME.
458
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:09,771
CONGRATULATIONS.
459
00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:11,261
WHERE IS YOUR NEW HOUSE, GLORIA?
460
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,997
WELL, IT'S NOT FAR FROM HERE.
461
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:15,732
REALLY? W-W-WAIT.
HOW FAR IS NOT FAR?
462
00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:18,335
NEXT DOOR IS NOT FAR.
463
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:20,604
WHAT?
464
00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:28,044
YOU JUST FORCED US TO
TAKE THE JEFFERSON HOUSE.
465
00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:29,646
THE JEFFERSON'S?
466
00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:32,783
GLORIA! YES, YES.
467
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:35,652
MY LITTLE BIRD
DIDN'T FLY AFTER ALL.
468
00:22:35,721 --> 00:22:38,355
HI, NEIGHBOR. OH, HI, NEIGHBOR.
469
00:22:38,423 --> 00:22:39,790
WE'RE NEIGHBORS NOW.
470
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:43,026
WILL YOU SHUT UP? YOU
AND YOUR LITTLE BIRD?
471
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:51,535
THE JEF... DO YOU MEAN THE
ACROSS THE ALLEY JEFFERSONS?
472
00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:53,404
THAT'S THE HOUSE.
473
00:22:53,472 --> 00:22:55,672
THE DRY-CLEANIN' JEFFERSONS?
474
00:22:56,309 --> 00:22:58,008
THAT'S THE HOUSE.
475
00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:00,744
THE GEORGE JEFFERSONS?
476
00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:02,446
THAT'S THE HOUSE.
477
00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:06,083
MIKE, NOW YOU CUT THE CAKE.
478
00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:09,086
EVERYBODY, WE'RE GONNA
HAVE COFFEE AND CAKE NOW
479
00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:10,620
TO CELEBRATE.
480
00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:13,268
?
481
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:17,394
HOW ABOUT DAD TAKING
THE WAX OFF IT FIRST, HONEY.
482
00:23:17,463 --> 00:23:19,363
YOU DON'T WANNA EAT THE WAX.
483
00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:21,109
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YOU'RE
FORGETTIN' A LITTLE PIECE OF WAX.
484
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:22,377
DON'T YOU SEE IT OVER THERE?
485
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:23,434
YEAH, THERE IT IS.
486
00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:44,621
OH!
487
00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:51,262
? HI, NEIGHBOR,
WHAT DO YOU KNOW? ?
488
00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:53,430
? AND WHAT DO YOU SAY? ?
489
00:23:53,499 --> 00:23:56,800
? HI, NEIGHBOR, HI, NEIGHBOR ?
490
00:24:19,891 --> 00:24:22,136
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RECORDED ON TAPE
491
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:23,993
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